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Definitions by Eddie J.

Closet Fag: "brb I'm going to go play some FIFA"
FIFA by Eddie J. January 5, 2012
the word everyone started using when they hopped on Max B's dick... roughly translates to mean somethin is real nice, or somethings good... basically it just has an overall positive connotation
1. yo dat car is wavy.
2. i'm feelin real wavy right now.
3. i'm ridin max b dick so hard yo, shit is wavy!
wavy by Eddie J. December 23, 2008

papa johns 

dumbass #1: i wasted my money on papa shits
dumbass #2: u mean papa johns?
dumbass #1: no, papa shits
dumbass #2: what is papa shits?
dumbass #1: stfu
papa johns by Eddie J. December 15, 2008
(taboo)
Laurie's Mom: Where's Laurie? I forgot to give her her lunch money for tomorrow.

Jenn: She's out whoring on the corner. She won't be back until like 7am, right when school starts.

Laurie's Mom: Oh ok, well when you see her in math class tomorrow can you give her this? And let me know how many dicks she sucked, she knows 5 per night is her limit!
taboo by Eddie J. October 28, 2008

authority 

what you must respect
authority by Eddie J. January 23, 2008

american gladiators

A show that started in the '80s but was recently re-created. Perfect show to watch regular people get completely owned by huge bodybuilding people
*Watching American Gladiators*

Contestant: Hi, my name is Mike, and I think I can take the gladiators because of my self-determination and self-confidence.

*Gladiator beats the shit out of him in PowerBall and nearly knocks his head off in the Joust*

*Paramedics are rushed in*
american gladiators by Eddie J. January 14, 2008

2 girls 1 cup 

A very extreme video on the web involving two women shitting and then proceeding to eat the shit, while performing various other sexual acts with the shit. Very nasty, yet somehow arousing...... hmmmmmm......
2 girls 1 cup by Eddie J. January 6, 2008