Definitions by Eddie Faulkner
Rubbernecker
Slang: Someone who enjoys the act of slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage of a van on its roof or a car on fire.
These people are a severe pain in the arse to emergency services, and they often cause tailbacks up to several miles.
These people are a severe pain in the arse to emergency services, and they often cause tailbacks up to several miles.
Rubbernecker by Eddie Faulkner May 24, 2008
Five knuckle shuffle
Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)
Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
Five knuckle shuffle by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
Full Monty
Trad. Slang: Brit. Royal Navy,
A Full Monty is the act of requiring anyone onboard ship who grows a beard or moustache to grow the opposite partner or shave it all off.
If you have a beard, you must grow a moustache to go with it; the opposite applies - if you have a moustache, you must grow a beard.
The act of having the Beard and Moustache together is known as "having the Full Monty".
A Full Monty is the act of requiring anyone onboard ship who grows a beard or moustache to grow the opposite partner or shave it all off.
If you have a beard, you must grow a moustache to go with it; the opposite applies - if you have a moustache, you must grow a beard.
The act of having the Beard and Moustache together is known as "having the Full Monty".
Full Monty by Eddie Faulkner March 19, 2008
Full as a Bishop's ballbag
Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...
Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.
Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.
Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
Full as a Bishop's ballbag by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
Waterskiing
Slang: (Aust.)
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.
Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
Waterskiing by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008