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Definitions by Ed the Shred

Homocautious 

If your child has a lot of gay friends and it’s getting uncomfortable for him/her. He/she just needs to be cautious on their intentions.
Son: dad .. all my gay friends want me to join their beach party. But I’m not so sure ..
Dad: well.. don’t be homophobic

Son: I’m not! I’m just homocautious
Homocautious by Ed the Shred August 22, 2025

gin n sonic 

A less sweet and less calorific version of GnT. It’s Gin Soda and Tonic.
Ed: would you like a gin n tonic
Phoebe: ohh no. That’s too sweet but I do like a good gin
Ed: how about a gin n sonic then?
Phoebe: perfect !
gin n sonic by Ed the Shred October 15, 2022
Eviot

Aka EV Idiot
Some one who owns a EV (electric vehicle)and thinks he’s saving the planet, Saving himself .. and even saving you. But has no idea the damage the battery manufacturing is having on the environment. Also during power outages.. the ev is the worlds largest paper weight.
John Chan: how’s your new Tesla you got in Shanghai ?
Peter Lee: haven’t even driven it . There’s been a power shortage so electricity is rationed.
John: so how do you get about?
Peter: I drive my diesel. I feel like a right EViot
eviot by Ed the Shred August 24, 2022
Aka EV Idiot
Some one who owns a EV (electric vehicle)and thinks he’s saving the planet, Saving himself .. and even saving you. But has no idea the damage the battery manufacturing is having on the environment. Then comes a power outage and he cannot charge his car and has worlds biggest paper weight .
John chan: how’s your new Tesla in Shanghai ?
Peter Lee: I haven’t driven it. My district has a power shortage and it’s limited access to electricity.
John: so how do you get about?
Peter: in my old regular diesel . I feel like a right Eviot
eviot by Ed the Shred August 24, 2022
Aka EV Idiot
Some one who owns a EV (electric vehicle)and thinks he’s saving the planet, Saving himself .. and even saving you. But has no idea the damage the battery manufacturing is having on the environment. Then comes a power outage and he cannot charge his car and has worlds biggest paper weight .
John chan: how’s your new Tesla in Shanghai ?
Peter Lee: I haven’t driven it. My district has a power shortage and it’s limited access to electricity.
John: so how do you get about?
Peter: in my old regular diesel . I feel like a right Eviot
eviot by Ed the Shred August 24, 2022

NO.M.A.D. 

No Meals A Day:

It’s the extreme weight loss diet. As opposed to the OMAD which is One Meal A Day. The next level up is to stop eating all together. The No Meals A Day plan..
Nic: you’re looking ripped Ed.

Ed: thanks . It’s my new duet regime

Nic: are you on OMAD?
Ed: even better Nic. I’m on NO.M.A.D.
NO.M.A.D. by Ed the Shred September 26, 2021

minibignight 

A night out that starts off with huge potential but doesn’t fulfil the “huge night out” stays. The night is still under a big night out category and would be called a “mini big night” out
Steve: did you end up having your big night out?
Ed: kind of. It was a minibignight.
minibignight by Ed the Shred November 9, 2020