Ed Bodine's definitions

Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.

That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.

by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005

Poop Soup Deluxe

A healty mix of 3 crucial ingredients (Shit, Piss and Puke) in the upper tank after you've removed the chain.
Sometimes, the puke won't come until later when the first person discovers the piss & shit.

Just shitting wasn't enough for that fucker's upper deck. I had enough of everything for a poop soup deluxe.

by Ed Bodine September 23, 2005

Troglodite

This is the fat ass full of fat butt dents that walks around the public pools in a thong making everyone in her path want to throw up.

Check out that trogladite over there in that disgusting silver thong!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Fart Guzzler

This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!

I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Molten Gas

This is the rank smell after a shart that makes its way down your pant leg right before you have a violent diarrhea. It's usually extremely warm and is an early warning for future smells to come. At this point you might as well consider throwing the pants away.

That dude just cleared the bus after some violent molten gas on the way back from Mexico!

by Ed Bodine March 8, 2006

autotroll

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.

Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.

by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011

shit glacier

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.

"Man, I had to climb through a shit glacier to get to the upstairs restroom!"

by Ed Bodine February 21, 2006