This is the liquid sludge that resides in the upper tank of the toilet after somebody pulls an Upper Decker. A healthy mix of shit and tank water!
by Ed Bodine August 25, 2005
A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.
*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.
*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.
by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008
Someone who sees fit to forward you every stupid joke, falsified political quote or conspiracy, emotional cheeseball powerpoint show, extremely important safety alert, and annoying chain letter that they receive, thinking that you're interested in that garbage. Luckily, they're also clogging up their own Sent Items folders & will hopefuly crash their own systems soon.
"My uncle is the biggest forwaholic I know. I especially love the chain letters he sends me saying I hate God or America if I don't forward it on."
by Ed Bodine June 05, 2009
This is when a smoker, usually a chain smoker, smokes a cigarette then proceeds to take a dump. The smoke smell is so overpowering that it carries into the bathroom via hair or clothes and mixes in with the poop aroma. There is usually a 15-30 minute window for the poop and smoke mixture to wear off after such a visit to the restroom.
Don't go in there, a cigarooper just left and the whole place smells like a stale bar restroom after a long night.
by Ed Bodine July 15, 2008
This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!
by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004
This is the rank smell after a shart that makes its way down your pant leg right before you have a violent diarrhea. It's usually extremely warm and is an early warning for future smells to come. At this point you might as well consider throwing the pants away.
by Ed Bodine March 07, 2006
Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
by Ed Bodine August 25, 2005