Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Cheek Meat

When she’s got her short shorts on and about an inch, give or take, of ass cheek is hanging out tue bottom back end. Guaranteed to turn male heads regardless of the amount of meat hanging out.

The gym was full today of females working out and there was quite a bit of cheek meat showing I must admit.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Bob Uptown

A discreet expression to announce you are cruising the intercity streets for a hooker for a knob bobbing blow job.

Dude lets go shoot pool.

Not tonight braaaahh. I'm going to see Bob Uptown.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.

After dropping a heavy load on his Cougar, Carl offered her Grandma's Tea Towel to wipe up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

Man Beets

The testicles. The balls. The gonads.

My man beets are all sweaty. Wanna lick?

I like pulling on my man beets.

I shave my man beets.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2018

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.

I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2016