Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Rub the Stub 

Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.

I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.

I like to rub the stub in the shower.

My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.

Rub the Stub by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Panty Fap 

When an individual with a panty fetish incorporates panties into their masturbatory rituals. This may include, but is not limited to, wearing panties, sniffing panties, shoving panties into a bodily orifice or holding panties in their fapping hand and physically wanking with them.

I stole some of Rachel’s undies last night out of her gym bag. I’ll be doing a panty fap tonight.

He wrapped the pair of lacy panties around his engorged knob and busted one out from a panty fap.

Panty Fap by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Poppin’ Wad 

Busting a big nut. Blowing a hot load. Releasing the albino gravy pump.

I’m horny. I’ll be in my room wanking and poppin’ wad.

This shower tub has cum everywhere. Who was in here poppin’ wad.

Poppin’ Wad by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Strum the Banjo 

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.

Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.

Strum the Banjo by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Lunch Bell 

Getting a little quick, hot, oral action on your bellend and penis during the lunch break. Usually from a street whore, a homeless person or a co-worker.

Hey Rachel did you hear the lunch bell? Yea let’s go.

That homeless woman rang my lunch bell today.

Lunch Bell by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Pound Meat

Reference to male masturbation or to sexual intercourse of the vaginal or anal variety.

My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.

Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.

Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.

Pound Meat by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Work My Bean!!! 

Blurted out during the throes of passion when a female is receiving orgasmic clitoral stimulation.

Ohhhhhhh yessssssss mama!! Work my bean!!!!!!!

Ohhhh that’s it. Your gonna make me squirt. Work my bean!!!!

Work My Bean!!! by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018