Reference to both Penis & Pussy. A favorite of bisexuals and those that like the best of both worlds.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2018
A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.
Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.
Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015
Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 08, 2018