I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.
My taint smells like skunk gunk.
Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.
My taint smells like skunk gunk.
Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Rachel’s sugar drops are the sweetest.
She sat on my face and slid them sugar drops right on my tongue.
She sat on my face and slid them sugar drops right on my tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018
When your girl gives you a dick stiffening, nut busting titty fuck after decorating the Christmas tree.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
That slut was slobbering all over my bulbers last night.
I got punched in the bulbers.
Hey braaaaahhh. If your looking for your mom she's working over my bulbers.
I got punched in the bulbers.
Hey braaaaahhh. If your looking for your mom she's working over my bulbers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
Your girlfriend is a game hen braaahhh. While you were making a beer run, she was pulling train upstairs.
by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017
The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.
I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.
I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.
I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
Large, round and reddish hued female areolas and nipples. The color, size and texture is reminiscent of a sliced Beef Steak Tomato.
After weeks of dating Vanessa, Carl was finally able to motorboat her voluptuous breasts. Being an avid nipple lover, Carl was extremely pleased when he removed her bra and exposed the most beautiful set of Beef Steaks.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015