Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Shagarrhea

A most unfortunate occurrence of onset, explosive diarrhea just prior to scoring some poon.

I had my hand down her pants and was knuckle deep hearing the words “Give it go me” when all of the sudden it was shagarrhea time.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Tangy Beef Stick

For a male to intentionally allow oral sex to be performed on a dirty penis. The Tangy Beef Stick is created when a male performs vaginal or anal sex with a willing partner and intentionally neglects to wash up before having a different partner perform oral sex him.

Roger gave his girlfriend's mud tunnel and thorough reaming leaving his member unwashed after sex. On the way home, Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute whereby he paid $10 and got a hot gummy performed on this Tangy Beef Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode September 22, 2014

Cart Shart

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.

Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.

She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Pearl Onions

A shaven, smooth scrotum with a shiny, glistening appearance of baby skin.

The complete opposite of Pickled Onions.

She loves slobbing on my knob but she really loves fondling my pearl onions.

by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2017

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017