Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Hot Crocking 

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

Hot Crocking by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Rat in the Ass 

Reference to a big, fat, nasty turd looking to bust its way out the ass. The ol’ turtle peeking.

I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.

This rat in the ass it hurting.

I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.

Rat in the Ass by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

P & P 

Reference to both Penis & Pussy. A favorite of bisexuals and those that like the best of both worlds.

Going out for a little P & P tonight.

Rachel loves P & P. So Hot.

P & P by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Alley Banging

Seeking and engaging in sexual activities with homeless men and or women.

I’ve got a rotten case of cheesedick after doing too much alley banging.

Alley Banging by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2018

Nad Hand 

The hand used to rub and tug on your gonads while wanking your cock with the other.

I beat off with my right hand. My lefty used to just sit bone idle till I made it my nad hand.

Wanking was pretty boring after I broke my nad hand in that accident.

I gave Rachel a little surprise last night and rubbed a little sniff sniff under her nose off my nad hand.

Nad Hand by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Gizzard Hammer 

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.

Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.

Gizzard Hammer by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Chokin’ Rope 

Swallowing a hot, rope load of cum.

Rachel is the best at chokin’ rope. She doesn’t miss a drop. Such a good girl.

Chokin’ Rope by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018