Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Scabbioli 

When a nasty whore has an STD and her sores are puffy and they ooze smegma like discharge like an over cooked ravioli.

I hooked up with that prostitute last night. What a scabbioli.

Rachel’s scabbioli were ozzing last night. So gross. Nasty ho.

Scabbioli by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

Doin’ the Daily 

Taking a dump. Your daily release of the bowels.

What’s he doing in there? Oh he’s doin’ the daily.

I was late for my meeting today cause I was doin’ the daily.

Doin’ the Daily by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

The Daily 

Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.

I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.

The Daily by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

Booty Tongue 

That tangy, remnant taste of booty juice left on the tongue after a solid session of ass eating.

I ate Rachel’s ass last night for over an hour. She Ioved it but I’ll admit I had the booty tongue all night. I brushed my teeth three times.

If you want a real good case of booty tongue braaaaaahh, I recommend eating a homeless persons ass. That shit will linger for days.

Booty Tongue by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Pluck My Gooch 

Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.

Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.

Dan: Pluck my gooch.

Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.

Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.

Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.

Driver2: Pluck my gooch.

Pluck My Gooch by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Grub Hole 

An individual’s mouth. The cake hole. The pie hole.

I need to fill my grub hole now. I’m starving.

Grub Hole by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Shag Knees 

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

Shag Knees by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018