Eaton Holgoode's definitions

UD Douche Editor

UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!

What happend to the UD definition you submitted Bro? Got me. Got rejected by some UD Douche Editor.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013

Prune Whip

When your girl cups and lifts your man prunes in one hand and vigorously jack hammers your cock and balls with the other hand. Like sweet and salty, the best of both worlds. Pain and pleasure.

My sack is aching today. Rachel gave me a prune whipping last night and called me her bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Whore's Crotch

A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.

I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

Neck Bone Gravy

That creamy man gravy that she loves. Gobble gobble.

My girl is hungry for some neck bone gravy tonight. I shall feed her well.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Pink Tusk

A large, engorged and protruding female clitoris.

She dropped her panties and had the biggest pink tusk I’ve ever seen.

I like sucking on pink tusks.

I wasn’t too sure about her pink tusk. It looked almost penile like.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Taint Splitter

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.

From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018