Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.

WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Cognitive Burden

Dealing with people that are just plain stupid and no amount of explaination, education or training will ever help them.

Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.

I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Meat Medallions

Fat, puffy, swollen pussy lips. A pure meat flaps lover's delicacy.

Roger's girlfriend was so wet and horny. Roger pulled her panties off and exposed her beautiful, glistening Meat Medallions.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Scabhole

A flilthy, disease riddled vagina. May also refer to a filthy, disease riddled or hemorrhoid infested bunghole.

Rachel has two scabholes.

That whore had one greasy scabhole.

I had so much sex on holiday I came home with a scabhole.

by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2018

White Badge

A perfectly maintained white female anus. Hallmarked by smooth, hairless surroundings, beautifully bleached with blended skin tone and sweet, fragrant wafts.

She hiked her ass high begging me to sniff and tongue punch her white badge.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Glazen the Raisin

Vigorous anal sex followed by immediate penis withdrawal and busting a load of man glaze all over the anal rim.

I was glazen the raisin last night with Rachel. She loves it.

Your step mom told me she’s into glazen the raisin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018