Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.
Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2018
The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.
My uncle’s groping skills are the best.
Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2017
I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.
I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!
I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018
A slut. A whore. A passed gash. A female that’s nothing more than a walking set of holes to be used for the pleasure of others.
Rachel is a stroke hole. I can’t tell you how many dudes she’s been with. It has to be in the hundreds.
I picked up a street whore last night. I needed a stroke hole and for $10 it got the job done.
I picked up a street whore last night. I needed a stroke hole and for $10 it got the job done.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
Stunt Linens are accoutrements to the boudoir of any sexually active male/female couple. For couples with a female that has not reached menopause, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels. For couples with a post-menopausal female, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Towels.
The term “Stunt” comes from To Stunt meaning to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity.
Stunt Sheets are sheets deployed during sex play undertaken while a woman is menstruating and is commonly known as Red Sex. Stunt Sheets are placed on the bed prior to engaging in Red Sex and serve to absorb the mixture of liquids exchanged and discharged during coitus. These fluids include semen, blood and vaginal juices. Stunt Sheets should not be confused with Period Sheets. Stunt Sheets are apply to any Red Carpet Treatment and keep the bed tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck.
The Stunt Towel is used during rounds of sex play when there is no Red Sex and Stunt Sheets are not required. The Stunt Towel protects the bedding from normal sexual fluid exchange. The Stunt Towel is laid out on the bed and coitus takes place on top of the towel keeping the bed dry of sexual juices and tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck. The Stunt Towel offers the convenience of conversion to a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma’s Tea Towel and can be utilized to provide a customary Butler’s Wipe.
The term “Stunt” comes from To Stunt meaning to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity.
Stunt Sheets are sheets deployed during sex play undertaken while a woman is menstruating and is commonly known as Red Sex. Stunt Sheets are placed on the bed prior to engaging in Red Sex and serve to absorb the mixture of liquids exchanged and discharged during coitus. These fluids include semen, blood and vaginal juices. Stunt Sheets should not be confused with Period Sheets. Stunt Sheets are apply to any Red Carpet Treatment and keep the bed tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck.
The Stunt Towel is used during rounds of sex play when there is no Red Sex and Stunt Sheets are not required. The Stunt Towel protects the bedding from normal sexual fluid exchange. The Stunt Towel is laid out on the bed and coitus takes place on top of the towel keeping the bed dry of sexual juices and tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck. The Stunt Towel offers the convenience of conversion to a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma’s Tea Towel and can be utilized to provide a customary Butler’s Wipe.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Sheets - Sandy was experiencing a very heavy flow during her period. However, she was not about to let this top her desire To Stunt. Therefore, prior to her husband Carl getting home from work, she put on the Stunt Sheets. Carl later gave her the Red Carpet Treatment.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Towel - Sandy was exhausted from a long day of work, but was still ready for Carl to give her the Meat Drill when he got home. To ensure that she could go right to sleep after their post coitem enjoyment of the After Fuck, she laid out a Stunt Towel to keep the bed nice and dry.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Towel - Sandy was exhausted from a long day of work, but was still ready for Carl to give her the Meat Drill when he got home. To ensure that she could go right to sleep after their post coitem enjoyment of the After Fuck, she laid out a Stunt Towel to keep the bed nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2014
When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.
Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.
Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018