Gravy Plunger

A scat related sexual activity between two individuals of any sex. One of the individuals must be in a pre-state of having explosive diarrhea. Upon that individual, the other performs a rigorous act of either anal fingering, fisting or pegging creating a plunger like effect within the bowels. Immediately upon withdrawing, the individual expels a massive assplosion to the delight and satisfaction of both.
Frank's girlfriend was feeling a little rumble in her bowels. She wasn't sure if it was from Rachel's Rumblies or if she was about to have a case of the Savory Squirts from the what now seemed to be the off fish tacos she had earlier in the day. Not wanting to miss a good chance for some scat play, Frank gave her a good old fashioned Gravy Plunger and fisted her up until he pulled out and she blew shit like a rooster tail all over the bathroom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 28, 2015
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Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Six Ounce One Eye

Akin to the Six Ounce Rib Eye, the Six Ounce One Eye is just a meaty reference to a stiff and rigid Cock.
Gary: Hey Dan. How was your date last night with Kendra from Accounting?
Dan: It was great brooooohhh! Took to dinner for Sushi then back to my place where I fed her a Six Ounce One Eye.
Gary: Choke on Braaaaaahhhhh! Choke on!
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Bust a Tile

To chip, knock or bust a tooth from your mouth. Can be done by your own doing or from someone hacking your jaw good.
Braaaaaa ya better shut ya hole right now cuz I'm fidden to bust a tile yo.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Wedding Glove

I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.

I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Sackdruff

When your ballsack is chaffing off skin into the gusset of your underwear. Usually a result of very dry, unmoist skin or plain old filth from a lack of hygiene.
This dry winter air is hell on even my nut sack. I got the worst sackdruff. It was like a mini-blizzard when I dropped my drawers last night.

I haven’t showered for three weeks now. My scrot is so nasty it’s got sackdruff.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.
Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017
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