Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Baby Satchel
I shave my baby satchel.
She drained every drop from my baby satchel.
It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.
She drained every drop from my baby satchel.
It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.
Baby Satchel by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Bobbing for Babies
When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.
Bobbing for Babies by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Back Budder
Busch Light gives me back budder.
This shitter is absolutely disgusting. Someone blew back budder all over the rim.
I was trotting to the shitter as quickly as I could but I still squeezed some back budder into my skivvies.
This shitter is absolutely disgusting. Someone blew back budder all over the rim.
I was trotting to the shitter as quickly as I could but I still squeezed some back budder into my skivvies.
Back Budder by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Cock Medley
When a chick takes on multiple cocks at the same time and all come in different sizes, shapes and color.
Cock Medley by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Wad Podge
When multiple males bust their hot wads of jizz all over the body of a female leaving no inch of her skin uncovered by the hodge podge of man goo.
Rachel did a gang bang last night and we left her with one messy wad podge. She was cover from head to toe.
Wad Podge by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Warm Oyster
That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.
I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.
My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
Warm Oyster by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
Rectal Digititus
An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.
Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
Rectal Digititus by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018