Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.
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Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.
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I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.
Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.
I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.
I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
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