Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.
Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Get the Red Curry Dragonmug. The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.
Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Get the Defecatory Prowessmug. I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.
I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.
I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
Get the Wash My Berrymug. by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Get the Labial Hangersmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Get the Skunk Tittiesmug. The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.
Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Get the Purge Valvemug. The smell your side whore or prostitute leaves on your body, your junk and your clothes. The smell of sex.
Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.
A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.
Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.
A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.
I stopped at the gas station to wash my junk in the sink and take a french bath to get the whore stank off before meeting my wife for dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Whore Stankmug.