Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Crevice Regal
When you take shots of scotch, preferably Chivas Regal, and tongue punch your old lady’s fart box at the same time.
I was half drunk last night giving the old lady a crevice regal. She likes that scotchy sting on her brown button.
Crevice Regal by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
Taffy Balls
When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.
I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.
Taffy Balls by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2018
Sugar Drops
Rachel’s sugar drops are the sweetest.
She sat on my face and slid them sugar drops right on my tongue.
She sat on my face and slid them sugar drops right on my tongue.
Sugar Drops by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018
Skuzz Nub
I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.
I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!
I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!
Skuzz Nub by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018
Twist Job
A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
Twist Job by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018
Real Stiff Penis
1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.
2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.
Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
Real Stiff Penis by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018