Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.
Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
When your man sack is all sweaty and sticky and the skin has the consistency and tackiness of fresh, unfloured bread dough.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
When you tear that pussy up. Make that baby sore. Induced by vigorous, mind blowing sex that leaves her sore to the touch and finding it difficult to walk for days.
I tore her shit up last night braaaaaahhhh. She's got the cunt burn.
Braaaaahhh. If your mom is walking funny today don't worry, it's just a little cunt burn from my visit with her last night.
Braaaaahhh. If your mom is walking funny today don't worry, it's just a little cunt burn from my visit with her last night.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
She likes the Beef n’ Chedder types braaaaaaahhhh. No need to try with your bank account and small appendage.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018