Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Texas Boot Snake 

When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.

My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.

Texas Boot Snake by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Deep Diver 

A well endowed male capable of pounding the uterus of his female sex partner.

May also be a deep diver during anal reaching depths of the bowel never before experienced.

Well I found out Carlos is a deep diver last night. My uterus may fall out.

I hooked up with Ron. It’s true. He’s a deep diver. Everything in my lower intestine is compacted now. But it was worth it.

Deep Diver by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Texas Prairie Dog 

When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.

I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.

That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.

Texas Prairie Dog by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Fresh Loaf 

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

Fresh Loaf by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Dolphin Skin 

The smooth, soft labial walls of a very wet pussy.

Rachel is pure dolphin skin.

I needed no lube to hit her dolphin skin.

Dolphin Skin by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Daddy’s Giblets 

When you proffer up your loose, dangly balls for your girl to suck on.

Here ya go baby. Nice and loose. Come suck on daddy’s giblets.

Daddy’s Giblets by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Flubb-Chubb

A semi-erect or semi-flaccid penis (depends upon your outlook you know glass half empty or glass half full).

My economics teacher gives me a Flubb-Chubb.

Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.

My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.

Flubb-Chubb by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018