Hot Wanda

When your girl lays down face up, fills her loving mouth full of Listerine or Scope Mouthwash and lets you repeatedly tea bag your ball sack plunging it in and out of the antiseptic creating a cool, refreshing, yet burning, sensation.

Rachel let me do the Hot Wanda last night. My fuckin nuts smell so clean and fresh. That minty cool really takes your breath away.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Dandy Boy

A homosexual or bisexual male. A Dandy Boy can be completely out, partially out, closeted or in complete denial.

Stan: Hey Joe. Have you met the new neighbor yet?
Joe: No what's his story?
Stan: I can sum it up for you. Dandy Boy.
Joe: Sweet. This hood can use a good sausage party.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Blossom Butter

The remnants of lube, semen and booty juice around your girl’s bung hole after you work that little rosebud hard during anal sex.

Rachel’s blossom butter tastes so good.

Her bung was covered in blossom butter.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Gravy Vein

The male penis, cock, member, knob, meat stick that delivers a copious amount of semen upon ejaculation.

Charlene spread eagle and took all of Carl's Gravy Vein and he filled her cream pie full.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.

In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2015

Raw Fren

When the lingual frenulum under your tongue is raw and sore from performing oral sex for a long period of time. Usually from lapping the labia or tongue punching the booty.

I can barely eat today. I got raw fren from eating Rachel’s box all night last night.

I tongue punched your mom’s fart box for two hours. Now I got one raw fren braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017