Ass Mace

Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.

Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Cockamore

A condition creating an overt love for the cock. A real cock lover. Can’t get enough. A real cock monger.

Pronounced COCK-A-MORE-EH

It wasn’t until gym class that we all figured out Roger suffers from cockamore.

That THOT will drop her panties for anyone. She’s got cockamore.

Braaaaahhh I will be over later to satisfy your mom’s cockamore.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Pick n’ Pop

When your partner lovigingly and willingly enjoys picking at and popping the pus filled acne pustules on your back.

Babe I think it’s time for a little pick n’ pop tonight. May back is all broke out. Sure thing. Get your shirt off and I’ll get a Kleenex.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Dandi-Balls

Walking around with your scrotum hanging out and intentionally exposed. Usually through an open fly.

During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.

I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.

I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018

Olive Muncher

A chick that spends an equal or an inordinate amount of time orally copulating, sucking and gingerly lipping a dude's balls and ball sack whilst performing head.

I love getting head from the new girl in marketing. She's a real olive muncher.

by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2016

Corn Plunge

To embark upon the dirtiest but most pleasurable of deeds, anal sex.

Rachel finally said yes. I’m taking the corn plunge tonight.

I got the corn plunge last night. I can’t walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018