Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Deglaze

To wipe and clean up ejaculate from one's face, breasts, neck, chin, stomach, low back or bung hole post sexual activity.

Carl hosted a bukkake for his girlfriend Sharlene. After taking hot load after hot load, she was left a quivery, spooge covered mess on the living room floor. The last guy to blow handed her a bath towel to deglaze and told her to get ready for another round.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Duke Down

Reference to anal sex. Doing her in the duker.

Imma duke down Rachel tonight. Imma D that booty so good her eyes roll back.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Ring Poppin’

Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.

Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Spicy Taint Musk

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.

She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Clam Hoagie

A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.

Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.

Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Butterstache

When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.

For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.

I gave Wanda a butterstache last night behind the beer tent at the Buffett concert.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018