1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Whack Happy

Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.

Covered with nut all over his stomach, Roger was whack happy until he had to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Box Drain

When the heavy nut you dropped in your girl before work, leaks out her pussy all day.

Rachel texted me saying her panties are soaked from her box drain today.

I’m box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018

Purse Nuggets

A male that is pussy whipped or brow beat into submissive manhood by a female. Perceived to be as if his little man nuggets are being toted around in her purse and must receive permission just to get them out.

Hey Carl. Can you go out for a few beers tonight with the guys? Geeez I don’t know. I’ll have to talk to Rachel. You do that you fucking purse nuggets.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Prune Poon

Old lady pussy.

If you like eating that prune poon just hit happy hour at the bar next to the geriatric center. You are sure to score.

by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2017

Jiggling Jim

A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.

Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2013