Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Dangly Pintos 

A saggy set of male testicles.

I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.

Dangly Pintos by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Fresh Chicken 

A sexual novice. A sexually limited or sexually inexperienced male or female.

This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.

He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.

Fresh Chicken by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Snipz

Swollen, engorged or erect nipples.

This cold makes me have some serious snipz.

My snipz are puffy as hell.

He sucked my tits so much last night I got serous snipz today.

Snipz by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Bean Crocking 

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

Bean Crocking by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Gakker 

A chronic male masturbator. Busts the gak all day long watching porn. Keeps a gak towel by the computer.

My uncle is a gakker. Doesn’t work. His wife is about to leave him.

It took me seven years to graduate college cause I was such a gakker.

Gakker by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Jimmy Skin 

A condom.

She wouldn’t let me dick her without a jimmy skin.

Jimmy Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Empty Box 

Someone that’s clueless. Generally a moron. A dumb ass.

Your such an empty box. Use your common sense.

Empty Box by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019