Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
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Perfumed Rose

The musky and mungy pungent scent of a sweaty, dirty rosebud aka anus.
Sonja enjoyed foreplay with her boyfriend Kevin. She often performed fellatio followed by analingus. She especially enjoyed giving Kevin a tossed salad this past weekend because Kevin had been doing yard work all afternoon in the hot sun and the sweat dripping down his ass crack all day had left him with a well Perfumed Rose.
by Eaton Holgoode March 26, 2014
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Pink Mushroom

The penile bellend. The mushroom cap head of a pretty pink penis.
Rachel licked my pink mushroom clean of nut last night.

My pink mushroom is engorged.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
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Fudge Vein

The anus. The bung hole. The arse. The rectum.
I drilled deep in her fudge vein.

Her fudge vein was a little dirty.

My fudge vein is sore today. I took it long and hard.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
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Dry Fondant

Dry Fondant is an alternative reference to dried semen or jizz. However, Dry Fondant is only used when such condition occurrs while participating in a Decorating Party. Dry Fondant, like dried semen, can be reconstituted with a little water.
During the bukkake at a recent Decorating Party, Linda found herself very satisfied as she took on repeated lovers one after another. Her bukkake session actually took so long that she found herself well decorated and covered in Dry Fondant. She cleaned up nicely after reconstituting all the man batter with a little warm water spray from the shower nozzle.
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014
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Molly Mule

A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.
I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.

Poor fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode October 09, 2015
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Acid Rash

The miserable burning and stinging of the entire rectal area after the release of explosive diarrhea.
Dude I can barely walk. I got the hangover shits and a bad acid rash.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2015
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