Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.
Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.
by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017
Get the Wet Dumplingmug. When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.
I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
Get the Hump Dukemug. The Breakfast Turnover is a sexual act peformed by a male on a female partner. Depending upon the female's sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. If on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming analingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the vagina and then performs cunnilingus. If on her back, the action is simply reversed. If the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male's discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the vagina is facing him.
Randy was so horny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a Breakfast Turnover and started munching down on Sandy's leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014
Get the Breakfast Turnovermug. Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
Get the Crotch Tracksmug. Braaaaahhh. Did you just eat ice cream or ya got the shimmy chin?
I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.
Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.
I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.
Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
Get the Shimmy Chinmug. Her crung hole reeks.
I smell crung hole. Someone needs to shower.
I thought sniffing her panties was a good idea until I inhaled crung hole.
I banged that homeless chick like a dog and all I kept getting was whiffs of her crung hole as I pumped.
I smell crung hole. Someone needs to shower.
I thought sniffing her panties was a good idea until I inhaled crung hole.
I banged that homeless chick like a dog and all I kept getting was whiffs of her crung hole as I pumped.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Crung Holemug. I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.
My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Slap the Salmonmug.