Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Denim Loaf
Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.
Denim Loaf by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Lace Around The Panties
Charles: What's up bro!!! Have you met the new dude in the shipping department?
Conrad: Yea brahhh!! Not sure about that guy.
Charles: He seems ok. He's just Lace Around The Panties.
Conrad: Ya got dat straight!!!
Conrad: Yea brahhh!! Not sure about that guy.
Charles: He seems ok. He's just Lace Around The Panties.
Conrad: Ya got dat straight!!!
Lace Around The Panties by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Augering
Steven: How as your date last night with Rachel Bro!!!!
David: It was hot yo. That girl's crazy!
Steven: How so, Brahhhh?
David: I was Augering her all night. She can't walk today. I left the house an hour ago. She's still in bed.
Steven: Sounds like you camped out in the mud tunnel a little too long yo!
David: It was hot yo. That girl's crazy!
Steven: How so, Brahhhh?
David: I was Augering her all night. She can't walk today. I left the house an hour ago. She's still in bed.
Steven: Sounds like you camped out in the mud tunnel a little too long yo!
Augering by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar
A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.
Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!
Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Savory Squirts
A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.
Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.
Savory Squirts by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Rhonda Round Mouth
Rhonda Round Mouth does not refer to any specific individual. Rather, Rhonda Round Mouth is a slang term which may be used, at will, to reference any female that is known to be a frequent provider of fellatio. The term Rhonda Round Mouth implies that the individual provides so much oral sex that their mouth is literally in a constant state of being open and round because of the constant inhalation of cock.
Bill: Hey dude have you heard about Sonja in the accounting office?
Roger: Yea, you mean Rhonda Round Mouth.
Bill: That's the one!
Roger: Yea, you mean Rhonda Round Mouth.
Bill: That's the one!
Rhonda Round Mouth by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Pegboard
Peg Board is a slang term that is used to describe a female that is a slut or whore that is banging any one that she can. Like real Pegboard, the term Pegboard references the fact that as a slut, she has a regular pattern of holes and those holes are often used to stick tools. A good little Pegboard is always putting tools in her many holes just like a handyman sticks his tools on a Pegboard.
Carl: I can't believe that my wife has been banging Frank on the side?
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.
Gary: Gee Bro. I got some news for you. She's been banging David, Roger, Jeff and Paul too. And those are just a few to name.
Carl: That's great. She's a fuc**** Pegboard!
Gary: Sorry Bro. I thought you knew.
Pegboard by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014