Any article of clothing used to catch your blasted nut load. Examples are a sock, a shirt, maybe a towel or even your mom's living room drapes. A Gak Net used multiple times to catch your fapped out nut spunk may become quite stiff and crusty over time.
Darren found himself fapping to net porn in the living room. About to bust a nut, he needed a Gak Net. He grabbed the end of the designer window drapes and blew man juice and wiped up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
A non-discriminating, promiscuous, heavy set, slut that's more than willing, for a few drinks and maybe a cheeseburger, to dribble off her panties and spread her legs for anyone's sexual pleasure.
Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
A very moist bung hole. May be wet from sweat, booty juice, excrement, moose jelly, ejaculate or saliva.
Tony gave his girlfriend Meghan a Wet Rose by performing an extended session of analingus. Her pucker spot was moist and flowing with booty juice.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015
An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.
One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.
One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.
I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.
I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.
Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.
I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.
Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.
Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
Rachel opened her mouth and I feed her my nutsworth.
I left that bish in bed leaking out my nutsworth.
I left that bish in bed leaking out my nutsworth.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018