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When you are getting a sloppy, gum job from a relatively toothless prostitute with meth mouth and the vigorous action pops loose one her her last remaining molars.
I was getting a hot gummy in the alley behind the office from that filthy meth whore but ended up an extraction gummy. I started skull fucking her and the next thing I know a tooth was on the ground.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Get the Extraction Gummy mug.An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
Get the Walrus Job mug.When your partner only sucks the head of your cock aka jeb end and does not touch or incorporate any portion of the penile shaft.
I paid that whore $5 dollars for a blow and just got a jeb job.
My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.
Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.
My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.
Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
Get the Jeb Job mug.Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.
See pump and gag.
See pump and gag.
That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
Get the Mung Waft mug.An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.
Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
Get the Estrogenic Qualities mug.When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Get the Churn the Cream mug.A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.
This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!
I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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