Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Grain Fingermug. When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
Get the Barber Upmug. The smell of sex that lingers in the air, on your mustache, on your fingers and on your stink dink after having an affair with a lover or an interlude with a dirty prostitute. Whore's Scent is known to linger for days and is, other than stupidity, what will get a cheating lover caught. A woman can smell Whore's Scent a mile away.
As soon as Joe walked in the door after work, his wife Carla could smell the Whore's Scent. After confronting Joe, he finally had to fess up that he had stopped through the hood on the way home and picked up a streetwalking crack whore for a quick fisting.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
Get the Whore's Scentmug. To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.
Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the Lister Stickmug. Man I sent that chick home beat deep.
I got beat deep last night. My asshole is raw.
My uncle took be downstairs to play pool and the next thing I know my shirts up, I’m bent over the corner pocket and I’m getting beat deep.
I got beat deep last night. My asshole is raw.
My uncle took be downstairs to play pool and the next thing I know my shirts up, I’m bent over the corner pocket and I’m getting beat deep.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2020
Get the Beat Deepmug. Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.
Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018
Get the Pearl Strandmug. Gary: Hey Steve. Have your seen Jorge's and Sonja's baby yet?
Steve: Yes. He's quite the Cinnamon Snap!
Steve: Yes. He's quite the Cinnamon Snap!
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2014
Get the Cinnamon Snapmug.