Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Cowl-Neck

The foreskin of a male's penis that is extremely meaty and hangs in a draped fashion similar to a cowl-neck sweater.

Rhonda loved giving head to uncut men. She loved going out in search of a meaty Cowl-Neck.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015

Flegging

When a woman takes her husband's or boyfriend's Fleshlight and then uses it in reverse to do little pegging action on his submissive ass. Not recommended for dry cracked action. Generous lube is required.

After watching her sissy boy husband wank with his fleshlight, Carla made him get on all fours and started Flegging his hungry bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Bumpin Beans

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.

I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Strum the Banjo

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.

Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Lab Cheese

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Jeb Jab

Intentionally poking somone with the tip aka Jeb End of your penis.

May be done hard or flaccid. Clothed or exposed.

Dan’s milfy mom was bent over so I walked by and gave her a little jeb jab.

After that nasty hoe gobbled my goo I jeb jabbed her chin a few times.

I’m really dreading thanksgiving this year. I know my uncle is going to jeb jab me.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017