An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.
My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.
What gives?
Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
What gives?
Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.
Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.
Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2015
When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017