Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Deli at the Y

A meaty pussy. A chick with extra meaty pussy lips. Thick vertical bacon.

Rachel is coming over. I’ll be eating at the deli at the y tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Dijon Dick

A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.

Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Gentleman's Necktie

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.

Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015

Drip Stick

A male with a sexually transmitted disease known to have promiscuous, unprotected sex with no regard for spreading their nasty infections to others.

You had sex with Roger? Wow. You know he's a drip stick. You might as well head to the clinic now before you start to itch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

The Lab

Slang for the Labia. The pussy.

Carl couldn't wait to get him and see his girlfriend and pound the lab.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Dry Baller

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.

Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017