Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Cum Mat
A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
Cum Mat by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Baldsnatchery
The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.
Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.
Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.
Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.
Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.
Baldsnatchery by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Gooch Pooch
She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
Gooch Pooch by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Deep Hanger
Rachel and I were locked in a hot 69 with her on top and as I was eating her, her brown eye opened and she had a deep hanger.
My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
Deep Hanger by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Mustard Lippin’
The act of deep mouth and tongue kissing your partner after they have eaten your ass or after you have eaten theirs without any wiping or cleaning of the mouth. Straight from ass to make out.
Rachel was mustard lippin’ me last night. It was tangy.
After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.
Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.
After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.
Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.
Mustard Lippin’ by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Cat Jacked
Cat Jacked by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
Tittlets
A hot chick with itty, bitty titties. A flat chested wonder. Girl’s got a chest like a 14 year old boy. Smaller than an A cupper. No bra required.
Your girl Rachel, is she an A cup braaaaaahhh??? No brooohhhh. She’s got them tittlets.
That waitress is so hot. Yea but she got them tittlets.
Are you dating a 14 year old boy or does your girl just got the tittlets? Tittlets!!!
That waitress is so hot. Yea but she got them tittlets.
Are you dating a 14 year old boy or does your girl just got the tittlets? Tittlets!!!
Tittlets by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018