Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.

Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Pullin' Skins

When two dudes get together and decide to give themselves a mutual wank. Generally, performed out of sheer boredom. However, Pullin' Skins may apply to any situation involving two or more males jacking off together.

Roger and Carl became bored after watching episodes of Game of Thrones so they decided to liven things up and started Pullin' Skins.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

Wedding Glove

A Virgin’s pussy on her wedding night.

I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.

I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Sackdruff

When your ballsack is chaffing off skin into the gusset of your underwear. Usually a result of very dry, unmoist skin or plain old filth from a lack of hygiene.

This dry winter air is hell on even my nut sack. I got the worst sackdruff. It was like a mini-blizzard when I dropped my drawers last night.

I haven’t showered for three weeks now. My scrot is so nasty it’s got sackdruff.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Grundlebate

A highly stimulating sex act whereby your sexual partner tightly, but gingerly, pinches your grundle while you furiously and feverishly masturbate yourself. To perform properly, your mate must pinch the grundle between their thumb and forefinger and must tug this fleshy area back and forth and up and down in rhythmic and synchronous harmony to the recipient's stroking and beating of their turgid cock. Said act is known for explosive orgasms but can result in a very sore taint if performed too frequently.

Carl exploded in a body quivering orgasm after his girlfriend helped him get off with a little Grundlebate action. She tugged a little to hard though and Carl's taint was a little tender to the touch the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015