Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Gammied

To receive a sloppy, wet blow job from an old woman. Preferably one that can pop out the dentures for a hot gummy.

Braaaaahhh. I got gammied at your grandma’s house last night. She baked me some cookies then gummed the hell out of my thin jimmy.

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2017

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Mud Gloved

To perform and receive the highly pleasurable act of anal fisting.

Roger's girlfriend loved to get her freak on. She loved getting Mud Gloved.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

Pink Plunger

Tounge punching and orally copulating someone’s anus for sexual gratification.

I gave Rachel the pink plunger last night. She was squirming all over. I could barely hold her ass still.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Sweaty Pork

A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.

Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.

We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.

My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

Cock Hopping Ho

An all around cock craving, cum loving slut. Spends most of her life on her back and on her knees. Has frequent and multiple partners.

Don: Hey Bruce. What can you tell me about Rhonda in accounting?

Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.

Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017