Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bean Fling

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.

My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Fistaroni

To receive a rough and rugged fisting of your anus from you partner, male or female, as a gesture of appreciation after you have taken them for a wonderful pasta dinner at their favorite Italian restaurant.

Joe: Hey Frank. How as you date with Susan last night? Did you take her to Gambino's?
Frank: Yea brother. It was great. Great wine. Great Pasta. She loves that place. Loves it so much that I got the old Fistaroni when I got home.

Joe: Sweet! At least the Lasagna won't clog you up this time.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

Flanks

Soft, pink and silky smooth pussy lips.

Carl loved to go down on his girlfriend and suck on her wet, juicy Flanks.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Knucklebob

Fingering your bootyhole or the bootyhole of another with your middle finger up to the third knuckle.

Beth was squirming last night when I did a little knucklebob.

I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2017

Dry Wipe

The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.

Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.

by Eaton Holgoode September 27, 2015

Kilauea Ass

An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.

Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.

This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018