Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Stretched Ham 

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.

Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.

Stretched Ham by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Fresh Clam 

The pussy when it is nice and smooth, fresh and clean right out of the shower. Ready to be shucked out of them panties and eaten.

Rachel has the sweetest fresh clam. My face was deep.

Fresh Clam by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Ham Skin 

Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I like pulling my ham skin.

She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.

Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.

Ham Skin by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Custard Pump 

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

Custard Pump by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Mustard Squeeze 

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

Mustard Squeeze by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Butter Bob 

Oral sex performed on a dirty penis. May be dirty from poor hygiene or from post coital activities like anal sex.

I pulled out her ass and gave her a butter bob.

I got a butter bob from that homeless guy. I can’t get the taste out of my mouth.

Butter Bob by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Belldale

That cheesy smegma ring found around the bellend of an uncircumcised penis.

I pulled back his foreskin and discovered a hidden gem. The ripest ring of belldale I had ever encountered.

The smell of his belldale was nasty.

I was rubbing one out and was disgusted by my own belldale.

Belldale by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018