Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Panko Gooch
When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.
After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.
I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
Panko Gooch by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
Back on the D
When a bisexual female changes her primary sexual interest from from female back to male and jumps from pussy back to the cock.
Hey did you hear about Rachel? She’s back on the D. Imma hit that shit before she changes her mind again.
Back on the D by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Lunch Meat Slap
When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.
Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.
Lunch Meat Slap by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Wet Bessies
Wet Bessies by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Hamburger Dick
When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
Hamburger Dick by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Chicken Pull
Male masturbation. Giving oneself a vigorous wank while simultaneously pulling on the old chicken skin (the scrotum).
My roommate is in the bathroom doing a chicken pull.
I busted a huge rope all over myself last night doing a chicken pull.
My balls are sore as hell from that chicken pull.
I busted a huge rope all over myself last night doing a chicken pull.
My balls are sore as hell from that chicken pull.
Chicken Pull by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018