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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Hot Butter Drops 

Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.

I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.

I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.

Full Neck 

Sucking dick and swallowing to completion. You don’t just want neck, you want full neck.
Who sucked ya dick better, Rachel or Candy? Rachel braaaaahhh she goes full neck.

She went full neck on me last night and swallowed the load.
Full Neck by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Boy It Up 

To shave your hairy cock and balls completely smooth and hair free like a pre-teen boy.
She said I’m too hairy down there and won’t suck me off until I boy it up.

I’m like a full on Sasquatch Crotch down there. I need to boy it up.
Boy It Up by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Arm Butler 

Someone that performs a hand job on you for sexual gratification. May be a girlfriend, boyfriend, relative or complete stranger.
I’m gong to see Rachel after work. She’s my go to arm butler and I need to nut one out.

Your sister has been my arm butler for a while now. She’s getting good at it.

My uncle is a great arm butler when there’s no alternative.

Dough Ballz 

When your man sack is all sweaty and sticky and the skin has the consistency and tackiness of fresh, unfloured bread dough.
I just came in from working in the yar d and had the worst dough ballz.

Meat n’ Taters 

The male cock and balls. Particularly the fat and girthy variety.
He’s got some hearty meat n’ taters. They fill me up every time.

Wet Eggs 

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.
I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.
Wet Eggs by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018