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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Round Fudge

That beautiful little brown balloon knot. The sphincter. The anus.

Not to be confused with the Fudge Round which is a snack cake made by Little Debbie, but is equally as satisfying and delicious.
I ate Rachel’s round fudge last night. Her booty juice tastes soooo good.

She let me hit that round fudge last night. She’s sore today.
Dude go wash your fucking ranus.

She had a ranus after her workout.
Ranus by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Mud Plunger 

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.

Labial Hangers 

She got them labial hangers braaaaahhhh.

Pink Drapes

Saggy, meaty pussy lips. Labial hangers.
Rachel has the longest, dangling pink drapes I’ve ever experienced. You can almost tie them in a bow.

Beef Poppers 

I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.

I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.

Full Chicken 

When she gives up that pussy and that ass and lets you just go to pound town on both.
Rachel gave up the full chicken last night. I hit that shizzzz good.

I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.