Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Princess Chub 

A ladyboy/trap girl/tranny’s raging boner.

I picked up a super hot chick at the bar last night. Went back to my place. She was grinding on my leg with her princess chub.

The drag show was great till one of the performers got a princess chub.

Make sure you tape it back real good otherwise you’ll get a princess chub poking out your dess.

Princess Chub by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Clamembert 

When her pretty little clam is as moist, soft and creamy as an exquisite Camembert cheese.

I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.

Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.

Clamembert by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

She All Husky 

Reference to a female with one wooly, hairy vagina like the fur on a purebred Husky.

My girl doesn’t shave her beaver. She all husky down there.

I hooked up with a hot lipstick lez last night and we went back to my place for a hot scissor. She rubbed my cooch raw cause she all husky.

She All Husky by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Liquid Velvet 

The smooth, velvet like feeling of a girl’s vaginal walls when she is super moist and horny.

I know Rachel is about to squirt when thing inside turn to liquid velvet.

Liquid Velvet by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Dutch Trombone 

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.

Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.

Dutch Trombone by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Live Bait 

When a bar, club, party or event is prime and full of horny men and women.

There’s always live bait at this club downtown so let’s go there tonight.

This bar is like a swingers club. The women there are live bait.

Live Bait by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Lunch Punch 

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

Lunch Punch by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019