Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Nut Burps 

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

Nut Burps by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Box Dinner 

Eating pussy.

Rachel came over and served me a warm box dinner.

The milf next door serves me up a box dinner as soon as her husband goes out of town.

Box Dinner by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Trout Head 

When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.

I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.

I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.

Trout Head by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Arctic Teabag 

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.

I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.

Arctic Teabag by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Stinkie Pinkie 

When you are finger banging the old lady and you sneak your pinkie finger tween her ass cheeks and tickle in and/or around her fart box. Usually performed along with oral sex but not always.

I gave the old lady the stinkie pinkie last night. She was flopping around squealing like a pig.

Stinkie Pinkie by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Bowel Brick 

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.

I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.

Bowel Brick by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Turkey Day Gobbler 

When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.

Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.

Turkey Day Gobbler by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018