Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tube Cake 

A big long fat turd. A massive shit.

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.

Tube Cake by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Flute Lessons 

Leaning to suck a dick. Practice makes perfect.

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.

Flute Lessons by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

European Tickler 

Standing in your kitchen eating French crepes while getting your ass eaten out.

I had just made myself some crepes when the next thing I knew my boxers were down and I was getting a European tickler.

European Tickler by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Extraction Gummy 

When you are getting a sloppy, gum job from a relatively toothless prostitute with meth mouth and the vigorous action pops loose one her her last remaining molars.

I was getting a hot gummy in the alley behind the office from that filthy meth whore but ended up an extraction gummy. I started skull fucking her and the next thing I know a tooth was on the ground.

Extraction Gummy by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Ham-Slamwich 

Vigorous anal sex.

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.

Ham-Slamwich by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Putty Pocket 

The asshole. The rectum. The bunghole.

She was massaging my prostate and her finger was deep in my putty pocket.

I was pounding Rachel’s putty pocket last night.

I just took a huge shit and my putty pocket is killing me.

Putty Pocket by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Velvet Sack 

A soft, smooth, shorn scrotum.

Rachel loves my velvet sack.

I teabagged her with my velvet sack.

It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.

Velvet Sack by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018