Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bellend Blend 

The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.

I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.

I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.

Bellend Blend by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Ruff Tugger 

A hand job or masturbation of the penis without lubrication. A rough, dry wank. Usually done when your just need a quick nut.

My balls were aching so I snuck in the shitter for a ruff tugger.

Rachel gave me a ruff tugger in the theater during the previews.

Ruff Tugger by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Cream Cheez 

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.

I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.

Cream Cheez by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

Plumber’s Grease by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Smegmen 

The mixture of both semen and smegma. Typical found on a male with a cheesedick that’s a chronic wanker.

My roommate’s room always smells like smegmen.

I gave myself a good wank after not bathing for three weeks and there was a lot of smegmen.

Smegmen by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Crung Hair 

Thick, bushy ring of coarse hair around the anus.

That chick is hot but she got the crung hair.

I desperately need to trim my crung hair.

Crung Hair by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Bum-Bailiff 

One who engages in anal sex.

My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.

Bum-Bailiff by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018