sadentary

When you're so sad and lazy you can't move.

I wanted to go run some errands, but my ass got sadentary.

by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016

carpetccino

When you spill coffee on the floor.

"I just went to Starbucks but made a giant carpetccino when I dropped my latte!!"

by Eaten Soler July 15, 2016

cantatas

Beautiful breasts that make you want to sing.

Her breastseses be cantatas. Laaaa lalalallaal La laaaaaa

by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016

bedfelons

Two or more crooks, usually politicians, who by way of cronyism are now co-implicated in the same crimes and general malfeasances.

Wow, after the Epstein thing, he and Trump look more and more like they're total bedfelons.

by Eaten Soler November 26, 2019