Eapert McDangles's definitions

uncle ben

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

Ass Shank

A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."

*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.

Yo Freddy, I hit your moms off with the ass shank last night. She loved it.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

Cracker Jacks

A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.

Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

clean face

One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.

"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."

"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."

by Eapert McDangles June 13, 2006