Vulva

1. an alteration of saying “Volvo”. Volvo is a Swedish multinational manufacturer founded in 1927 who makes stuff from their well known luxury and safe cars to heavy duty vehicles like buses, trucks and heavy machinery.

2. The female private part. Which many people refer it as pussy & vagina, The vulva is the external genitalia and the vagina is the inside part that leads from the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.
1. Milo: Look my Lexus IS300 has a six cylinder and it’s way faster than your Vulva.

Anna: but hey, My Vulva 2008 V70 with the 2.5L turbocharged inline 5 cylinder engine may be slower, but it’s way safer than ur shitlexus, have fun getting in an accident with that shit Lexus and die in it while my life can be saved in an accident in my safe Volvo V70.

Random guy: well better I buy a vulva than a Toyota. after all, life is more important than car reliability.

2. When I was riding on a NJT multilevel train to secaucus on the NJT Northeast Corridor line, I saw this woman who were wearing Coochie cutters and while she was about to get up from her seat at Metuchen, I can see her entire vulva and it looked gross 🤮
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A VERY Garbage trash-ass reboot of the classic children's show "Thomas & Friends" that features overly simplistic animation and shallow humor. and introduces a host of new characters, many of whom are seen as unnecessary and annoying additions. It strips the beloved characters of their depth, replacing heartfelt stories with mindless antics and emphasise on silly humor and simplified plots detracts from the original's charm and valuable lessons. Many fans from the classic show feel it's so far removed from the original that it might as well be published on a site like Pornhub.com, highlighting how poorly it captures the spirit of the franchise.
Title: A Childhood Ruined: The Case Against "Thomas and Friends All Engines Go

As I sat down to write about "Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go," nostalgia washed over me. I fondly remember the original series, filled with rich stories, relatable characters, and valuable lessons about friendship and teamwork. But this new iteration feels like a complete betrayal of everything we cherished.

From the moment I hit play, it was clear that the show is aimed at toddlers. The depth and charm of the original have been stripped away, leaving us with simplistic plots and mindless antics. Instead of the engaging narratives we loved, we’re presented with slapstick humor that fails to promote critical thinking or emotional growth.

The animation, while colorful and bright, is overly exaggerated and lacks the artistry that made the classic series special. This feels less like a continuation and more like a mockery of what Thomas once represented.

In my darker moments, I wonder if this show should be aired on a platform like Pornhub not for its content, but for how it defaces the essence of "Thomas & Friends." It’s frustrating to see a beloved franchise reduced to a babyish caricature. I can only hope that future generations will discover the rich tapestry of the original series and understand its true value.
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Boobies

Porn website: *shows a naked boobs pic*

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10 year old pervert: I love watching naked boobies online.

Girl: would you stop looking up naked boobs and porn on the library’s computers. Get your nasty ass off that PC or look up something educational.
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Sex Story

In the summer of the year 1979, I was traveling from Miami to New Jersey aboard the Amtrak Silver Star, eagerly anticipating the journey. The train, powered by three EMD F40PH locomotives, consisted of modern Amfleet cars and older coaches from various railroads. As we departed Miami, I watched the scenery change from the city's skyline to the open vistas of Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina.

In Washington, D.C., the crew swapped out the F40PHs for two stunning Ex-Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotives. I couldn’t resist stepping outside to see them up close. The GG1s, with their art-deco design and iconic Tuscan red color, were even more impressive in person. Watching the crew efficiently switch the locomotives was fascinating.

Once the GG1s were hooked up, we sped along the electrified Northeast Corridor, hitting 90 mph. The world blurred as we passed through beautiful landscapes, overtaking a Budd Metroliner EMU and a new AEM-7 Locomotive on the Clocker service.

When we arrived at Newark Penn Station, I rushed to the two GG1s. Their gleaming metal under the station lights made it feel like a dream. I took a Polaroid picture with the locomotives, standing proudly between them. It was a surreal moment, and I felt incredibly fortunate to witness this piece of railroading history.
You think I will actually write a story about Sexual activity, guess what NO! Sex stories are weird and nasty. Stop looking up sex story on urban dictionary you pervert.
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ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄

Maybe it Looks like a Japanese character farting I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Random person 1: ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
Random person 2 : やあ、兄弟!公共の場でおならをするのをやめる t( hey bro stop farting in public)
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I hate Toyotas and I love seeing them

go 🕳️↙️🚗. And get crush by a CSX train on a RR crossing
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