Sex Story

In the summer of the year 1979, I was traveling from Miami to New Jersey aboard the Amtrak Silver Star, eagerly anticipating the journey. The train, powered by three EMD F40PH locomotives, consisted of modern Amfleet cars and older coaches from various railroads. As we departed Miami, I watched the scenery change from the city's skyline to the open vistas of Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina.

In Washington, D.C., the crew swapped out the F40PHs for two stunning Ex-Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 locomotives. I couldn’t resist stepping outside to see them up close. The GG1s, with their art-deco design and iconic Tuscan red color, were even more impressive in person. Watching the crew efficiently switch the locomotives was fascinating.

Once the GG1s were hooked up, we sped along the electrified Northeast Corridor, hitting 90 mph. The world blurred as we passed through beautiful landscapes, overtaking a Budd Metroliner EMU and a new AEM-7 Locomotive on the Clocker service.

When we arrived at Newark Penn Station, I rushed to the two GG1s. Their gleaming metal under the station lights made it feel like a dream. I took a Polaroid picture with the locomotives, standing proudly between them. It was a surreal moment, and I felt incredibly fortunate to witness this piece of railroading history.
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Trash Music

HIP HOP, RAPPING, DANCE HALL, CARIBBEAN RAP AND ANY OTHER GANGSTER SHITTY MUSIC OR SIMILAR
“I was having a good time riding SEPTA’s Trolleybus or “Trackless Trolleys” until a douchebag came onboard with a strong scent of weed and his phone blasting with trash music”
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Salty Tears

Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red
I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.
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brachium Flatulence

Brachium Flatulence is where you put your mouth on your arm or someone’s arm and then blow from the mouth (like you’re blowing a trumpet or clarinet) creating a fart like sound as you blow.
Today, at a typical tedious physics class, our lame teacher was teaching momentum and I was so bored that I just let go a brachium flatulence on my arm, all of my classmates laugh and thought it was a real fart since it sound just like an actual fart. And then the teacher came in a very mean way telling me to stop farting in class and as I kept telling him that it’s Not a real fart and it’s brachium flatulence but he still ignore me and send me to detention. For a 28 year old man, what an old geezer can’t take on a funny joke. Man I felt like kicking him in his weenie so bad for sending me in detention 😡
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Pink Cadillac

The more glamorous rival to the hideous Brown Lexus
I hate brown Lexus (IS200) but I love pink Cadillacs (CTS-V)
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Cornhub

It’s basically porn hub without the Sexual stuff, Private Parts, Whores, Pornstars and nasty stuff. Instead it have CORN and corn related stuff themed as the porn hub site. Check it out on Cornhub.website
This orange and black website called “Cornhub” is such a cool and funny site about corn. Best of all unlike P**nhub it’s FAMILY FRIENDLY. 🌽⬛️🟧
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Surströmming Taco

A bad, awfully foul smelling and rotten Va-jay-jay
“OMG I always thought it was the Garbage truck that smells awful, turns out it’s Makita and her unwashed Surströmming Taco. Can you tell her to close her legs because it’s making me sick”
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