Definitions by ELF

elfinster 

A rather strange blend of British and Texan peoples, with only one known being to exist. Can be very sneak though does not work at the North Pole.

'Allo, are you Elfinster?

elfinster by Elf February 14, 2005

iceberg

A man on a mission, to conquer his foes and be lazy about it, while having a great deal of fun in the meantime. Completes the other half of elfinster making it an unstoppable chaos machine.

My god, was that IceBerg over there!?!

iceberg by Elf February 14, 2005

banana pirate 

a person who is asian on the outside and white inside who like to ride boats.

have you seen diana? she is SUCH a banana pirate

banana pirate by Elf December 29, 2004

japajew 

A japanese/jewish person, who is useually short and/or annoying

Dammit, here that japajew comes

japajew by Elf December 25, 2004

composity 

completion; wholeness; togetherness; phrase 'for composity's sake' the reason for most things occurring.

- Why did you open that jar of pickle?
- For composity's sake.
- Oh OK.

composity by elf October 10, 2004

hyowm 

Alternatively spelled heowm, derived from the word humour, this applies to amusement, entertainment and general laughmongering.

- Did you see that funny thing over there?
- Yes. Very hyowm.

hyowm by elf September 14, 2004

heowm 

Alternate spelling of hyowm.

- That's hyowm.
- Actually it's spelled heowm.
- No it isn't
- Yes it is.

heowm by elf September 14, 2004