Definitions by EI Dongo
Roberto Firmino
A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.
Roberto Firmino by EI Dongo May 27, 2020
DefensiveLB
WackyyWillock’s best mate. His girlfriend rides WackyyWillock’s cock. In his spare time he is a male prostitute, shagging everyone from Theresa May to school dinner ladies. Top man.
DefensiveLB? More like OffensiveLB.
DefensiveLB by EI Dongo May 27, 2020