Definitions by EDP44544

Bloomin’ Brady

A Bloomin Brady is when you take a Texas Roadhouse Cactus Blossom and place it on your partners prolapsed anus. The sauce in the middle is replaced by your partners anus if prepared correctly.

Amony had to go to the hospital after his Bloomin’ Brady.

Bloomin’ Brady by EDP44544 May 6, 2026

Connor Rocket

A Connor Rocket is when you put a bottle rocket in your anus, light it, and proceed to have intercourse with your partner while the bottle rocket fires.

Poor Amony got burned real bad by his attempt of a Connor Rocket.

Connor Rocket by EDP44544 May 5, 2026

Jolly Jaden

A Jolly Jaden is when multiple candy canes are used to spread a willing participant’s anus open. Once it’s open, your partner will insert their genitalia into the hole.

My friend Amony was on the receiving end of a botched Jolly Jaden last night.

Jolly Jaden by EDP44544 May 4, 2026

Wet Davey

A Wet Davey is when your partner spits on your anus while you masterbate.

“Oh man, Amony gave me a crazy Wet Davey last night!”

Wet Davey by EDP44544 May 1, 2026