shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 02, 2004

tossing the dwarf

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

by Edge January 02, 2004

Guirk

A female who does think that defies any logic. Can also be complete stupidity.

"That girl is such a GUIRK"

"Stop acting like a GUIRK"

by Edge August 22, 2003

edging

The act of prolonging ejaculation for increased masturbatory pleasure.

He masturbated for over an hour, coming close to orgasm and then backing down over and over.

by Edge December 16, 2003

Georgia O' Keefe

Slang for a woman's vaginal area.

That girls Georgia O' Keefe was loose as a goose.

by Edge November 21, 2004

smex

A term used in the US Northeast to define dirty, smelly European sex.

It smells like smex in here; That's the kind of smex you can only see on the Internet!

by Edge January 22, 2005

c-spannin

This refers to when people are arguing politics... Coined by our good friend Dave Vassallo...

Bush did this...Kerry is a....

by edge November 26, 2004