E.F. Tymac's definitions
UPG stands for Unsolicited Penis Glance. This occurs when a man is in public or a semi-public place and he witnesses or is informed of someone who has glanced in his general crotch or groin area.
Amy: Why is it so easy to catch men who stare when a woman is wearing a bikini?
Bill: Don't act like you don't do it with our speedos.
Amy: Yeah, you're right. I just love to ponder about what might be under those things.
Bill: I know, I caught you doing a UPG just yesterday.
Bill: Don't act like you don't do it with our speedos.
Amy: Yeah, you're right. I just love to ponder about what might be under those things.
Bill: I know, I caught you doing a UPG just yesterday.
by E.F. Tymac October 7, 2012
Get the UPGmug. Joe: What is the one thing you hope for the most in life?
Ken: syhfotgtbgywjcir is all I have to say.
Joe: Cool! SYHF or STFU!
Ken: syhfotgtbgywjcir is all I have to say.
Joe: Cool! SYHF or STFU!
by E.F. Tymac July 28, 2011
Get the syhfotgtbgywjcirmug. But I am telling you right now, that motherf**ker back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and die with them or not. I am now going to get off the plane print up some T-shirts with TMFINR.
by E.F. Tymac July 12, 2023
Get the TMFINRmug.