Definitions by Dyleamiabecc

malp 

the act of slaping from the forehead down to the chin. someone says something you dont give a fuck about. just *malp* them

"So i finally shaved my hairy ass legs todaa..."*malp*"....wtf?!"
"my mom died from a heart attaa" *malp* "are u kidding me">:(

malp by Dyleamiabecc May 25, 2010

Spauze 

it can be an adjective,noun,verb,pronoun, and anything you want it to be.

"GUESS WHAT! that guy over there never spauzed!"
"Wanna go spauze in my bedroom?"
"That piece of shit you just took is so long and spauze"

Spauze by Dyleamiabecc March 28, 2010