Definitions by Dylan Cider

portapussy 

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

emo hair

A hair style mainly chosen by both males and females of mediocre looks. This hairstyle is mainly chosen to leave more to the imagination in an attempt to appear more attractive than they actually are.

Morons with emo hair are in deep denial.

emo hair by Dylan Cider May 17, 2006

splaque

The buildup of semen a woman gets in between her teeth after giving a blowjob.

Dude, I'm not kissing her. She still has a bunch of splaque from the party last night.

splaque by Dylan Cider April 23, 2006