Dusty Cox's definitions

R.E.M. job

The act of giving/recieving a rimjob while listening to an R.E.M track played very loudly.

Al- (muffle muffle)
Kari- What? Can't hear you, you gotta yell!
(blasting)Its the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it.....................
Kari- Ohhhh great R.E.M. job

by Dusty Cox November 27, 2009

harry hermoine

a mass amount of pubic hair between the naval and the knees

we got back to my place after a long day so i told her to take off her pants and she a massive harry hermoine

by dusty cox February 28, 2009

Crafty Veteran

When the chick craps in a martini shot glass then mixes it with Jose Cuervo then makes the dude take it as a body shot out of her regions.

Bob- How'd the drinking games go last night?
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.

by Dusty Cox March 15, 2009

Grinding my own Business

When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.

Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.

by Dusty Cox December 2, 2009

Ol' Tuba Lips

The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.

Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.

by Dusty Cox March 20, 2009

french backwash

When you cum in the chicks mouth then slap her across the face with your wallet.

Kari- My mouth still hurts from yesterday.
Mrs. Stratton- What hapened?
Kari- Al gave me some french backwash after i gargled his marbles.

by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009

dusty cat

When you sprinkle cocaine and paint chips between the chicks tits, then have the dude snort them out.

(2 burglars are trying to break into a warehouse)
Al- There's a trooper guarding the door!
Kari- I'll seduce him with a Dusty Cat.

by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009