When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.
Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.
by Dusty Cox December 02, 2009
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(2 burglars are trying to break into a warehouse)
Al- There's a trooper guarding the door!
Kari- I'll seduce him with a Dusty Cat.
Al- There's a trooper guarding the door!
Kari- I'll seduce him with a Dusty Cat.
by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009
Get the dusty cat mug.The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.
Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.
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Get the Ol' Tuba Lips mug.When the chick craps in a martini shot glass then mixes it with Jose Cuervo then makes the dude take it as a body shot out of her regions.
Bob- How'd the drinking games go last night?
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.
by Dusty Cox March 15, 2009
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by dusty cox February 28, 2009
Get the harry hermoine mug.Kari- My mouth still hurts from yesterday.
Mrs. Stratton- What hapened?
Kari- Al gave me some french backwash after i gargled his marbles.
Mrs. Stratton- What hapened?
Kari- Al gave me some french backwash after i gargled his marbles.
by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009
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Al (waking up on bathroom floor)- What? Where am I?
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!
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