Definitions by Dus10
noobrometor
a noob amongst noobs, a person, not new, but still sucky.
yet another variation of the infamous insult: noob.
noobrometors are known for failure, and complete idiocy, sometimes knowing when they are committing such acts of noobromitting
yet another variation of the infamous insult: noob.
noobrometors are known for failure, and complete idiocy, sometimes knowing when they are committing such acts of noobromitting
noob: cen ie hez gald plz??!11
Shagohad89: no noobrometor, you've been playing longer than me, and your a lower level.
Elephantaro: FALUR
Shagohad89: no noobrometor, you've been playing longer than me, and your a lower level.
Elephantaro: FALUR
noobrometor by Dus10 January 16, 2008
mitten shock
no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
mitten shock by Dus10 January 16, 2008
message board massacre
1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
message board massacre by Dus10 August 24, 2007
Cat tag
1. when a cat pisses on an area or object to mark its territory.
2. people can cat tag as well but it is still called cat tagging when a person pisses on an object or area, this includes human beings.
3. on often occations, noobs have been cat tagged because cats are 1337, and pwning noobs is a great passtime.
2. people can cat tag as well but it is still called cat tagging when a person pisses on an object or area, this includes human beings.
3. on often occations, noobs have been cat tagged because cats are 1337, and pwning noobs is a great passtime.