13 definitions by DunkinDonutsSavage7233
A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.
There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
Burger King and Dairy Queen were doing their business at Smashburger yesterday and they had lots of fun.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 November 7, 2023
Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Mike went to White Plains to deliver a package because he works for Amazon and he said “This is such a dirty ass city, it needs a massive cleanup”. Mike saw graffiti all over the buildings and a fight on one block and he went back home and told his wife that he was in the hood and he’s glad he’s out of there now.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022