Definitions by DunkinDonutsSavage7233
White Plains
Mike went to White Plains to deliver a package because he works for Amazon and he said “This is such a dirty ass city, it needs a massive cleanup”. Mike saw graffiti all over the buildings and a fight on one block and he went back home and told his wife that he was in the hood and he’s glad he’s out of there now.
White Plains by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Panda Express
Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
Panda Express by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea
Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
Ice Cream Truck
A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.
There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!
Ice Cream Truck by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
Smashburger
Burger King and Dairy Queen were doing their business at Smashburger yesterday and they had lots of fun.
Smashburger by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
Yonkers
Frank went to Yonkers last week for a business trip and he said it was the most shittiest city on Earth and then said he’ll never go there again.
Yonkers by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 22, 2022
Big Lots
Ben and Rebecca went to Big Lots to purchase several dvd copies of Home Alone 4 and 300 boxes of Oreos ,6 liter bottles of coke, lays potato chips, devil dogs and a 12 pack of Budweiser.
Big Lots by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 20, 2022