Bollocks

A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings

That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong

by Duncan September 26, 2003

maguffies

Slang for women's breasts

She's got some nice maguffies!

I'd like to get a hold of those maguffies!

by Duncan August 22, 2005

Mish

Short for "Intermission".

"Oh, the show's about to start- I'll see you at Mish".

by Duncan September 29, 2004

kerned out

completely relaxed, spaced out.

I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.

by duncan October 11, 2003

HFIC

"Head Faggot In Charge" - used as a title.

a takeoff of HNIC.

Oh, you want to talk to the H.F.I.C.- he's the one that makes all the decisions.

by Duncan October 01, 2004

jokeboat

To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).

"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".

"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"

"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".

by Duncan October 06, 2004

qwarilo

Means anything you want it to mean, most commonly used to mean 'i dont know'

"What the fuck are you doing with my mother" Joe said
"qwarilo", the figure said

by Duncan March 20, 2005