Duncan 's definitions

santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism

hello santa, here's a paycheck,

by Duncan January 14, 2004

Bollocks

A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings

That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong

by Duncan September 26, 2003

kerned out

completely relaxed, spaced out.

I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.

by duncan October 11, 2003

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004

Coopers

Greatest Brewers in the entire world, famous for their Pale Ale amongst others.

Fuck oath this is a great brew, must be a coopers.

by Duncan September 7, 2003

w00t

a term uses when something good happens, or can be understood as 'Want One Of Those'.

"i just saw a mitsubishi pick-up, w00t."

by Duncan May 13, 2005

Dradle

When you are boning a Jewish American Princess and you spin her around while she is riding your cock.

Kyle dradled that bitch hardcore.

by Duncan October 21, 2004