Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 10, 2016

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 04, 2017

Shitter

Dumbfuck who feels the need to put their name in the urban dictionary.

Unreal how many shitters there are in this world!

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Whisker burn

A rash one gets from having sex with a female that had shaved roughly 12 to 48 hours ago.

I knew that I was going to get whisker burn from eating her out, but I did it anyway.

by Dump truck November 05, 2016

Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 05, 2016

Sleeving up

Attempting to stick your entire arm inside a vagina.

I'm gonna make this bitch squirt on my face by sleeving up!!!

by Dump truck January 30, 2017

Mizel

That guy down the street who isn't married and washes his car on his front lawn every Saturday morning in his work boots, extra short cut off jean shorts and no shirt, with a big beer gut and a bad mullet and an extra hairy back.

Jen: Have you seen that Mizel down the street?
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels

by Dump Truck October 05, 2007