Dump Truck's definitions

Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.

Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!

by Dump truck December 8, 2016

Whisker burn

A rash one gets from having sex with a female that had shaved roughly 12 to 48 hours ago.

I knew that I was going to get whisker burn from eating her out, but I did it anyway.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Beijing bondage

All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Pee-knuckle

A very small penis.

I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Detroit dance party

Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.

I'm going to the strip club to find some chicks that want to do a Detroit dance party.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

The 8 Mile smile

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Ghetto genocide

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!

I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016