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Definitions by DudeoftheDay

she stole my gum

When a girl spontaneously makes out with a guy who is chewing gum and then afterwards ends up with the gum in her mouth. This is really sexy, all hot girls should do this.
Steve: Dude, she stole my gum!!!

Jim: Kickass man! Gimme five

gimme five 

To ask for a high five (The slapping of the hands used as a form of male-bonding).
Steve: I just made out with Kristy!!

Jim: Dude! Gimme five!
gimme five by DudeoftheDay May 13, 2005

ear candy 

Someone exibiting a sexy accent or voice.
That girl from boston is ear candy.

Snoop Dogg is ear candy.
ear candy by DudeoftheDay March 21, 2005

dude ranch

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dude ranch by DudeoftheDay March 20, 2005
A stupid friend. This is somehow a term of affection.
Julie: That math homework was hard, it took me six hours!!!!!!
Steve: Oh, my little zabafoo.
zabafoo by DudeoftheDay March 6, 2005
1. Someone who does prissy shit for stupid reasons.

2. short for duche bag
Henry David Thoreau refused to pay a poll tax for "Civil Disobediance." He was held in jail for one night while someone else paid it for him. What a duche.
duche by DudeoftheDay March 4, 2005
Someone who has characteristics of an uptight bitch that doesn't realize that their life effects other people. Spoiled brat.
Child celebrities often grow up to be prissy assholes with no futures.
prissy by DudeoftheDay March 4, 2005