DudeBroKowski's definitions

Will

a manlet, usually between 4'11 and 5'5
doesn't understand math and has an ever-growing monster can tab collection

Person 1: "There goes Will"
Person 2: "Holy dick he's short"

by DudeBroKowski November 2, 2024

St Anger snare

aids

Is it just me or does the St Anger snare sound like a church bell?

by DudeBroKowski January 31, 2022

Thanksgiving break

Freedom for 11 days

WOooo it's thanksgiving brEak

by DudeBroKowski November 18, 2021

We're on a rock in space

The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid

"Dude, are you sure you wanna eat all those ghost peppers?"

"We're on a rock in space."

by DudeBroKowski March 31, 2023

Dickrash

In Seattle of 1989, Metallica played the song "Whiplash". After Kirk Hammett's guitar solo, James Hetfield was originally supposed to yell "WHIPLASH!". However, he instead yelled "DICKRASH!" which blew up all over the internet

Adrenaline starts to flow, you're thrashing all around. Acting like a maniac; DICKRASH!

by DudeBroKowski March 26, 2022

no talk me angy

Fuck off, I'm mad

"Dude why aren't you texting me back?"
"no talk me angy"

by DudeBroKowski August 3, 2023

anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021