Dubiks's definitions

American Dream

An ideology that only applies to rich, white males

Only rich, white males are capable of achieving the American Dream. Everyone else is out of the picture

by Dubiks February 26, 2019

real life

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.

*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

where you from

A question that has a right and wrong answer

gang member: Where you from nigga
person: I'm from the west side
gang member: Wrong answer mothafucka (shoots person)

by Dubiks December 18, 2018

confidence

The art of not giving a fuck.

*example of confidence*
I'm doing my best and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

charger

A life support for smart phones; often prevents people from going apeshit when their phone dies.

person: awww damnit my phone died, oh well I can just charge it with my charger. (sees that charger is broken) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

Earth

Something we are fucking up right now

The human race is fucking up the Earth by overpopulation and pollution.

by Dubiks December 14, 2018

online shopping

An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.

*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(

by Dubiks February 27, 2019