Paul: Dude I'm tired of getting erections in the middle of class.
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs
by Dubiks March 21, 2019
Person 1: Oh fuck, I'm about to present and I have a hard on, what should I do?
Person 2: Take a quick sneeze of this cocaine and your soldier will be where it's supposed to be in no time
Person 1: Wow thanks!
Person 2: Take a quick sneeze of this cocaine and your soldier will be where it's supposed to be in no time
Person 1: Wow thanks!
by Dubiks May 16, 2019
by Dubiks January 04, 2019
Lego Yoda: ewegheh
by Dubiks April 18, 2019
Only rich, white males are capable of achieving the American Dream. Everyone else is out of the picture
by Dubiks February 26, 2019
person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk
by Dubiks April 04, 2019