Definitions by Drew M.

Jesus Table-Making Christ 

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.

"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"

Jesus Table-Making Christ by Drew M. November 28, 2006

Blitzed 

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

Blitzed by Drew M. February 6, 2006