Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz September 16, 2008

Camel it out

1. To resist using the bathroom for as long as you can, inspired by necessity or laziness, thus acting like the animal.

2. To pick, fix your camel toe situation.

Definition 1.
K: "Can we stop at the next rest area? I gotta pee."
J: "No! C'mon just camel it out for another 100 miles."

Definition 2.
R: "Yo, be-yotch, nobody wants to see that munch. Camel it out!"

by Dreamz April 01, 2009

Shomarr

Shomarr - A child named after a planet, name is most likely pronounced, “Sha-Mar”. Usually falls in love with people named after the letter “D”
A Queen.

“Shomarr literally told me what she said.”

“Shomarr is the best at what they do!”

by Dreamz November 23, 2021

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz January 08, 2009

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

by Dreamz January 20, 2008