12 definitions by Dreamz

Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz August 21, 2008

Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz September 16, 2008

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

by Dreamz January 21, 2008

Slacktern

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.

Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"

by Dreamz August 21, 2008

Slacktern

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.

Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"

by Dreamz September 16, 2008