Dragonbreathp9d's definitions

pull a Jerrod

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.

Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 7, 2006

Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.

Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

DTS

Do The Sex. The act or anticipation of copulation.

Ah man, I'd like to DTS that girl!

I'm going to DTS all night tonight!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 7, 2006

liketabouta

Something that was about to happen, but didn't, could be theoretical.

Dang, that saw liketabouta take my hand off.

She liketabouta get dirty in here!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 7, 2006

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

sayxe

A comical way to say the word sex.

I'm'a gonna do da sayxe.

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006