toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 09, 2006

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

DOP

Pronounced "dop" or "D-O-P", reffers to a really fat woman. Litterally "Duchess of Pork"

Ewww, dude, check out that dop! She's makin' the earth move!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

DTS

Do The Sex. The act or anticipation of copulation.

Ah man, I'd like to DTS that girl!

I'm going to DTS all night tonight!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 07, 2006

Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.

Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

pull a Jerrod

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.

Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 07, 2006