Dragonbreathp9d's definitions

toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006

DTS

Do The Sex. The act or anticipation of copulation.

Ah man, I'd like to DTS that girl!

I'm going to DTS all night tonight!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 7, 2006

JLO

1. acronym for Jewish Liberation Organization, a militant group who's sole purpose is avenging and protecting the Jewish people.
2. An airsoft group.

Man, JLO just pwned those terrorists!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 16, 2006

tree fidity

Literally $3.50

The thing that the Loch Ness Monster wants.

(MAN)...How much do the girl shcout cookiesh cosht?
(GIRL) Tree fidity
(MAN) And dat's when I realized dat it weren't no girl shcout, it wash a 500 foot tall monshter from the Mezezoic!
(WOMAN) I gave 'em a dolla de oder day.
(MAN) Dang woman, now we neber gonna git rid of dat dang Loch Nesh Monshter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

pull a Jerrod

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.

Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 7, 2006

House of Leaves

One of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a House that is alive, not in the gay "Monster house" way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. Read it. Be sacred.

House of Leaves is one freaky ass book!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 10, 2006

drop a duece

1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.

2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.

Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!

"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."

by Dragonbreathp9d August 14, 2006