Dragonbreathp9d's definitions

drop a duece

1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.

2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.

Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!

"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."

by Dragonbreathp9d August 14, 2006

so it goes

C'est la vie. Thats life, thats how it is. Life goes on. This is from Vonnegut's classic Slaughter House V.

He died in the war. So it goes.

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

DOP

Pronounced "dop" or "D-O-P", reffers to a really fat woman. Litterally "Duchess of Pork"

Ewww, dude, check out that dop! She's makin' the earth move!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006

liketabouta

Something that was about to happen, but didn't, could be theoretical.

Dang, that saw liketabouta take my hand off.

She liketabouta get dirty in here!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 7, 2006

DTS

Do The Sex. The act or anticipation of copulation.

Ah man, I'd like to DTS that girl!

I'm going to DTS all night tonight!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 7, 2006