Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 09, 2006

popcycle

A term of endearment for father. From Wicked.

Dearling-Darlingest mumsy and popcycle.

by Dragonbreathp9d July 12, 2006

so it goes

C'est la vie. Thats life, thats how it is. Life goes on. This is from Vonnegut's classic Slaughter House V.

He died in the war. So it goes.

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

pull a Jerrod

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.

Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 07, 2006

liketabouta

Something that was about to happen, but didn't, could be theoretical.

Dang, that saw liketabouta take my hand off.

She liketabouta get dirty in here!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 07, 2006

House of Leaves

One of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a House that is alive, not in the gay "Monster house" way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. Read it. Be sacred.

House of Leaves is one freaky ass book!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 10, 2006