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Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".
Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
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DOP

Pronounced "dop" or "D-O-P", reffers to a really fat woman. Litterally "Duchess of Pork"
Ewww, dude, check out that dop! She's makin' the earth move!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
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1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.
Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
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cork-nut

"A complete douche bag who is also a dumbass. This word was invented by Jimmy, and became a fad at his school, although no one but him and Crake knew what it meant." thinks Snowman.

From the novel Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Bush is a cork-nut.

"You need to watch your drivin' cork-nut!"
by Dragonbreathp9d August 4, 2006
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pull a Jerrod

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.
Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!
by Dragonbreathp9d August 7, 2006
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toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
We used toast to sway the natives
by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006
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House of Leaves

One of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a House that is alive, not in the gay "Monster house" way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. Read it. Be sacred.
House of Leaves is one freaky ass book!
by Dragonbreathp9d August 10, 2006
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