Dragonbreathp9d's definitions

toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

sayxe

A comical way to say the word sex.

I'm'a gonna do da sayxe.

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

drop a duece

1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.

2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.

Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!

"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."

by Dragonbreathp9d August 14, 2006

Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.

Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

House of Leaves

One of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a House that is alive, not in the gay "Monster house" way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. Read it. Be sacred.

House of Leaves is one freaky ass book!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 10, 2006