Blended Brew

A kick ass Danish Rock band, they dont have many tracks but they have some solid songs such as "Laughing at your feet" and "Stoned Memories" with Jimmy Månsson as a lead vocalist and guitarist

Jimmy Månsson: Meeemories, i cant believe i was stoned
Person 1: Blended Brew is fucking amazing
Me: Ja, makker

by DragonDan August 01, 2019

Dane Axe

One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail

Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!

by DragonDan March 24, 2019

Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering

Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK

by DragonDan March 24, 2019

Redneck Australian

The most stereotypical version of the australian-english language.
Most people dont know how to speak this great language
These are very rough translations

Redneck Australian: Crikey, aint you a dopey cunt wanker shitstain
Other person: what the fuck are you saying?

by DragonDan August 13, 2018

Hattu

The embodiment of unfunny
I.e using troll face or other dead memes

Hattu: haha epic maymay *troll face other unfunny meme*
Decent person: what
Me: DIE SCUM

by DragonDan August 06, 2018