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European LongSword

An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.
Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.
by DragonDan February 4, 2019
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Blended Brew

A kick ass Danish Rock band, they dont have many tracks but they have some solid songs such as "Laughing at your feet" and "Stoned Memories" with Jimmy Månsson as a lead vocalist and guitarist
Jimmy Månsson: Meeemories, i cant believe i was stoned
Person 1: Blended Brew is fucking amazing
Me: Ja, makker
by DragonDan August 1, 2019
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Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering
Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
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Lethal League

A game about hitting balls, specifically baseballs.
In Lethal League you can play as 1 of 6 characters
Raptor: the basic bitch of them all and is balanced

Switch: He's a fuckin robot with a backwards cap and a skateboard, whats not to love?
Candyman: a tap-dancing dandy with a big yellow head and is very unstable, also he's a mutant.
Sonata: Grill with a speaker hammer.
Latch: vector from sonic in more clothing
Dice: He has a ping pong paddle, his ability is ok i guess?
Also the world starts being torn apart by your ball games.
Me: hey guys wanna play Lethal League?
Friend: sure

Me mid-game: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
Friend: idk
by DragonDan October 8, 2018
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Redneck Australian

The most stereotypical version of the australian-english language.
Most people dont know how to speak this great language
These are very rough translations
Redneck Australian: Crikey, aint you a dopey cunt wanker shitstain
Other person: what the fuck are you saying?
by DragonDan August 12, 2018
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