Lethal League

A game about hitting balls, specifically baseballs.
In Lethal League you can play as 1 of 6 characters
Raptor: the basic bitch of them all and is balanced

Switch: He's a fuckin robot with a backwards cap and a skateboard, whats not to love?
Candyman: a tap-dancing dandy with a big yellow head and is very unstable, also he's a mutant.
Sonata: Grill with a speaker hammer.
Latch: vector from sonic in more clothing
Dice: He has a ping pong paddle, his ability is ok i guess?
Also the world starts being torn apart by your ball games.
Me: hey guys wanna play Lethal League?
Friend: sure

Me mid-game: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
Friend: idk
by DragonDan October 08, 2018
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Dane Axe

One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail
Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
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Kingler

The mighty god crabbo, kingler, despite being seen as an underpowered, is actually incredibly powerful if used correctly
Smooth brain: why did you bring Kingler into Ubers? Fucking idiot
Me: *proceeds to wipe 4 pokemon with god crab, kingler*
by DragonDan February 12, 2020
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Auntie Mags

A very wholesome auntie who tries their best and likes wine a little too much
Also an artist
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Auntie Mags?
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art
by DragonDan January 03, 2019
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European LongSword

An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.
Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.
by DragonDan February 04, 2019
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