DragonDan's definitions

Auntie Mags

A very wholesome auntie who tries their best and likes wine a little too much
Also an artist

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Auntie Mags?
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art

by DragonDan January 3, 2019

Lethal League

A game about hitting balls, specifically baseballs.
In Lethal League you can play as 1 of 6 characters
Raptor: the basic bitch of them all and is balanced

Switch: He's a fuckin robot with a backwards cap and a skateboard, whats not to love?
Candyman: a tap-dancing dandy with a big yellow head and is very unstable, also he's a mutant.
Sonata: Grill with a speaker hammer.
Latch: vector from sonic in more clothing
Dice: He has a ping pong paddle, his ability is ok i guess?
Also the world starts being torn apart by your ball games.

Me: hey guys wanna play Lethal League?
Friend: sure

Me mid-game: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
Friend: idk

by DragonDan October 8, 2018

Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering

Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK

by DragonDan March 23, 2019

Kingler

The mighty god crabbo, kingler, despite being seen as an underpowered, is actually incredibly powerful if used correctly

Smooth brain: why did you bring Kingler into Ubers? Fucking idiot
Me: *proceeds to wipe 4 pokemon with god crab, kingler*

by DragonDan February 12, 2020

Redneck Australian

The most stereotypical version of the australian-english language.
Most people dont know how to speak this great language
These are very rough translations

Redneck Australian: Crikey, aint you a dopey cunt wanker shitstain
Other person: what the fuck are you saying?

by DragonDan August 12, 2018